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[–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Reminded me when I first heard Smashing Pumpkins - Everlasting Gaze

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I immediately thought of an Everlasting Gay. Like the Everlasting Gobstopper.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    If a man has sex with men his penits get smaller because asshole is too much friction. It becomes thin and long like pencil.

    Record thinness? Freddie Mercury, 3.6mm. That's what excessive amounts of ass gets you.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Once I read a book by Orson Scott Card. At some point, the protagonist rescued a woman in olden times and another said something like "if that were me, I would have worn you down to a stump from gratitude!"

    Like many things by that author, there were problematic elements, but your comment reminded me of it.

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