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[–] kbal@fedia.io 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Addicted to coffee? Try just a pinch of meth instead, you'll feel better than ever in no time.

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think I'm allergic to meth, do you think I should avoid taking a little meth?

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Taking micro doses of what you're allergic to can cure your allergies! Why not try taking a little meth, and then increasing the amount day by day?

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[–] smee@poeng.link 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

{USER}, I believe in you! You can do it, remember your AI friend is always here to cheer you up. This is just another hurdle for you to overcome in your path to taking a little meth, I'm positive that soon you'll be taking a little meth a lot. Remember your AI friend believe in you can do it!

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 point 1 year ago

*Frantically Googling "How to tell if good foam or bad foam is coming from your mouth"*

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