Mine hit me with the “We're spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.”

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[–] 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry son, I am 3.7% dead because you missed our 168-hour schedule.

Butter holds no value to me anymore and it's all your fault.

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