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Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 102 points 1 year ago* (1 child)
  • me, an icecube
  • finally, it's my day to shine
  • someone finally takes me out of the fridge
  • clumsy mofo drops me, I'm spiraling downwards into the deep unkown
  • when i think it can't be worse, i got kicked back into the darkness i came from
  • fml
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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)
    • me, an ice cube
    • ugh, no I don't want to leave the freezer
    • oh no! He's picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
    • you know what? I'll jump out of his hands! He'll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
    • what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
    • fml
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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)
    • me, an ice cube
    • can't wait to get out of this place
    • door opens every day, but never get to leave
    • anon finally picks me out--this is my chance
    • wriggle out of his inept grip
    • make a break for freedom under the fridge
    • mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under
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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago
    • me, an ice cube
    • want to see the outside
    • the door opens and i get picked
    • exited i try to look around
    • get dropped on the floor, still exited
    • get kicked under the fridge
    • enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor
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