▲ 295 ▼ Kremlin staged drone attack on Putin’s helicopter (www.pravda.com.ua) submitted 1 year ago by Rose@lemmy.zip to c/ukraine@sopuli.xyz 46 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (4 children) I hope they got steven seagal a role in this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago If they stuffed him full of taco bell and lit his ass on fire, he could be a missile. permalink fedilink source parent [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago Lol, that would awesome except I'm not sure how he could fight from his chair wile Putin is in a helicopter. I guess he could be fighting the air traffic controllers or the ground crew from a chair? This script will probably have to go through a few revisions. permalink fedilink source parent [–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) Karate-chopping drones like the hero he is. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago All while sitting in a chair, in a night club. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago Yeah, he's playing the heli. Spins his ponytail to take off, putin's right there cozy up his ass. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago If they stuffed him full of taco bell and lit his ass on fire, he could be a missile. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago Lol, that would awesome except I'm not sure how he could fight from his chair wile Putin is in a helicopter. I guess he could be fighting the air traffic controllers or the ground crew from a chair? This script will probably have to go through a few revisions. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) Karate-chopping drones like the hero he is. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago All while sitting in a chair, in a night club. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago All while sitting in a chair, in a night club. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago Yeah, he's playing the heli. Spins his ponytail to take off, putin's right there cozy up his ass. permalink fedilink source parent