I spend more time in meetings talking about the work I'm going to do, than doing the actual fucking work.

Unless there is a need for faster communication or because it covers a topic that people have strong emotions about and need to see how others respond so they don't assume the other person's feelings about something. There are some cases where humans, being social animals, do need some interaction beyond words to accomplish coordinated tasks.

The vast majority of meetings should be emails though. Just wish people actually read emails...

I always want to do things by email instead of a meeting, but have to admit the meeting is often necessary. Of course it wouldn't be if people could actually read and comprehend a detailed email and if they could also actually communicate information into writing without expecting you to be their minds enough to make sense of the incomplete vague phases they hurriedly type.