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[–] 65 points 3 years ago (4 children)

Shit he's giving food to people with his comically large spoon!

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  • [–] 42 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Communism with Chinese Characteristics

    Oh no xi-plz XI FLIPPED THE SPOON LEVER! HE'S PUTTING GRAIN IN PEOPLE'S BOWLS! REVISIONISM! ABORT! ABORT! 🗽

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    What the hell is he saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has he gone off his head? I hope Stalin hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell Xi I want to see him in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And he better have a good explanation for this garbage!”

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