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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There's only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.

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[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He’s attracted to them?

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[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Probably

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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Easily manipulated, but probably that too.

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