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[–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I stick to only low-calorie guns, so I can eat more per week without getting too fat to get into my huge truck.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    You have to be careful. It's like those bite-sized candy bars; when you eat 89 of them in a sitting you're still causing problems. I've found myself accidentally carrying up to 17 handguns at a time--i didn't even know I had half of them on me! I've had to develop good firearm hygiene, like flossing, a few times a day do a self-pat down to make sure a .357 isn't in my Crocs or a Desert Eagle .50 hasn't found it's way into one of my American Flag hoodie pockets.

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