BARBARIAN: *slams fists on bar* I WANNA SMASH THE BARKEEPER!
BARD: *leans flirtatiously on the bar* I want to smash the barkeeper 😏
BARBARIAN: *slams fists on bar* I WANNA SMASH THE BARKEEPER!
BARD: *leans flirtatiously on the bar* I want to smash the barkeeper 😏