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[–] 12 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Do you know the post I referenced? I think you would love it.

https://the-toast.net/2013/11/04/male-novelist-jokes/

There is some Reddit shit in the comments but also (from other users) some of the funniest writing I have ever read.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago

    He straightened his tie. He had lost, but in a romantic way, which meant that he had won. “I’m going to do a pushup,” he announced to his tie. His tie respected him for it, and secretly wished that it could have sex with him

    tequila-sunset horrific-necktie

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