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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

you're not very good at this

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

That's what she said

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 years ago

you'd know

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