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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago

This couple and really anyone who learned about evolution by watching Idiocracy: if intelligent parents are needed to make intelligent babies, from where did intelligence first arise?

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 50 points 2 years ago

Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to "clean the garage" and "not eat all the cheese its". Fucking ass hole parent fish.

[-] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Dicks... All of them

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

[-] tpyo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there's a type of fish called "livebearers" who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate

They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Sharks fuck. It's really unpleasant. They are also fish.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

I always forget and think they're mammals.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.

[-] nucleo7@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Whale sharks are a species of shark, and therefore fish.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

I'll be honest with you, I think it's more likely I'm confusing them with whales as a whole.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Yea. These fish fuck.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Heavy natural selection pressures. Don't worry, we'll see those again in a couple decades.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Broke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems.

Woke: Generations of cracking open one another's skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Not intelligent enough for this question.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

If human parents are needed to make human babies, from where did humans first arise?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago

Duh, Adam and Eve obviously! Read a book!

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

More like read THE book

this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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