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Dress for the job (lemmy.world)
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[–] 67 points 2 years ago (18 children)

This couple and really anyone who learned about evolution by watching Idiocracy: if intelligent parents are needed to make intelligent babies, from where did intelligence first arise?

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to "clean the garage" and "not eat all the cheese its". Fucking ass hole parent fish.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there's a type of fish called "livebearers" who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate

    They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Sharks fuck. It's really unpleasant. They are also fish.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I always forget and think they're mammals.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Heavy natural selection pressures. Don't worry, we'll see those again in a couple decades.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    Broke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems.

    Woke: Generations of cracking open one another's skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    If human parents are needed to make human babies, from where did humans first arise?

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