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[–] 34 points 2 years ago (14 children)
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    User: merrily uses Office, words in Word, excels at Excel.

    Microsoft: Hey user, buy 365 because we want all your data.

    User: fuck off I like Office.

    Microsoft: ok then

    Office is now 365

    User: ugh FINE

    Microsoft: Hey user, pls use Copilot we really splurged on that one.

    User: bro I’m busy doing spreadsheets rn

    Microsoft: ok then

    365 is now Copilot

    User: oh ffs

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I'm waiting for the Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    "hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today's Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I'm just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let's get right into it, shall we?"

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