▲ 108 ▼ Microsoft research finds Microsoft AI products may never be secure (pivot-to-ai.com) submitted 2 years ago by dgerard@awful.systems [M] to c/techtakes@awful.systems 22 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 34 points 2 years ago (14 children) big week for renaming things at MS permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] luciole@beehaw.org 18 points 2 years ago User: merrily uses Office, words in Word, excels at Excel. Microsoft: Hey user, buy 365 because we want all your data. User: fuck off I like Office. Microsoft: ok then User: ugh FINE Microsoft: Hey user, pls use Copilot we really splurged on that one. User: bro I’m busy doing spreadsheets rn Microsoft: ok then User: oh ffs permalink fedilink source parent [–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) JESUS WAT permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) intel frantically taking notes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 7 points 2 years ago bit late they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve.. and they’re gonna need to use a few of them permalink fedilink source parent [–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (7 children) I'm waiting for the Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait, am I supposed to use Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition (new) or Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition? They're both installed... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 2 years ago not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit permalink fedilink source parent [–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago (4 children) I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) "hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today's Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I'm just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let's get right into it, shall we?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago (sorrynotsorry) permalink fedilink source parent [–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Microsoft 365 Coilot 365 toilet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 2 years ago nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in permalink fedilink source parent [–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 6 points 2 years ago Dumbest shit I've seen this year. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] luciole@beehaw.org 18 points 2 years ago User: merrily uses Office, words in Word, excels at Excel. Microsoft: Hey user, buy 365 because we want all your data. User: fuck off I like Office. Microsoft: ok then User: ugh FINE Microsoft: Hey user, pls use Copilot we really splurged on that one. User: bro I’m busy doing spreadsheets rn Microsoft: ok then User: oh ffs permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) JESUS WAT permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) intel frantically taking notes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 7 points 2 years ago bit late they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve.. and they’re gonna need to use a few of them permalink fedilink source parent
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) intel frantically taking notes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 7 points 2 years ago bit late they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve.. and they’re gonna need to use a few of them permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) intel frantically taking notes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 7 points 2 years ago bit late they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve.. and they’re gonna need to use a few of them permalink fedilink source parent
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 7 points 2 years ago bit late they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve.. and they’re gonna need to use a few of them permalink fedilink source parent
[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (7 children) I'm waiting for the Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait, am I supposed to use Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition (new) or Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition? They're both installed... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 2 years ago not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit permalink fedilink source parent [–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago (4 children) I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) "hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today's Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I'm just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let's get right into it, shall we?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago (sorrynotsorry) permalink fedilink source parent [–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Microsoft 365 Coilot 365 toilet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 2 years ago nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait, am I supposed to use Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition (new) or Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition? They're both installed... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 2 years ago not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit permalink fedilink source parent
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 2 years ago not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago (4 children) I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) "hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today's Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I'm just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let's get right into it, shall we?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago (sorrynotsorry) permalink fedilink source parent [–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Microsoft 365 Coilot 365 toilet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 2 years ago nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in permalink fedilink source parent
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) "hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today's Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I'm just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let's get right into it, shall we?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago (sorrynotsorry) permalink fedilink source parent [–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Microsoft 365 Coilot 365 toilet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 2 years ago nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dgerard@awful.systems [S] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Microsoft 365 Coilot 365 toilet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 2 years ago nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in permalink fedilink source parent
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 2 years ago nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 6 points 2 years ago Dumbest shit I've seen this year. permalink fedilink source parent