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The CEO killer watching from his hidey hole as authorities try to pin everything on some random dude named Luigi (media1.giphy.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] 55 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

Seriously a manifesto that starts off by praising the feds is about as suspicious as a cop going "Yeah, the suspect died in my custody, but before you think about giving me suspending me from the force with pay. He wrote this confession letter in his own blood confirming he killed himself and three whole paragraphs affirming that my massive cock is indeed large and super not-small."

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The "manifesto" isn't a manifesto at all. Its basically just a written confession. And reads like a forced one at that. To me, the theory that they used illegal means to catch him and are just planting evidence so they have a case makes way more sense. They probably lost him and had to tap into some NSA data to ID him. He probably wasn't a fucking moron and ditched the gun with the bag central park.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    That would explain that part that says

    PS: "Oh yeah that Agent Smith guy who called in this arrest, he needs to be promoted and his co-workers need to stop complaining about his body odor, because it's quite pleasant actually. Prefer it to an air freshener."

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