Darth Vader: "You are in command now, Admiral Plett"

Plett: (nervously) "Thank you, Lord Vader"

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[–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I would, then I'd just shitpost on LinkedIn about not doing evil things until they fire me for not being evil.

Golden parachute here I come. Honestly, this was on them, they clearly don't do enough background checks.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I love the idea of somehow becoming CEO of such a company, then working tirelessly to make it honest and transparent and good for both employees and customers.

    Of course they'd never hire me, even if I was qualified.

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