▲ 273 ▼ People Are Trolling Trump With The Famous 'Doctors' They Think He'll Pick As Surgeon General (www.comicsands.com) submitted 2 years ago by blue_wave2024@startrek.website to c/politics@lemmy.world 43 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children) It’s gonna be dr oz. Edit: FUCK. permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hate that this is a valid prediction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago The only doctor he knows better is Dr. Pepper. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hopesdead@startrek.website 25 points 2 years ago (1 child) In that case I’m gonna blame Oprah Winfrey for that one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I already do permalink fedilink source parent [–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Who was that demon-sperm doctor? Close runner-up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Stella Immanuel, the doctor down the road from me. It's a good pick because she's insane, she's a woman, she's a person of color, and she's an immigrant. So she'll be a multiple token to "prove" how he's not against any of those people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) They don't give 2 shits if we think their racist, sexist, or homophobic. They revel in those names. So do their followers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Some are absolutely exactly who you have described. Some want to pretend that it's really the Democrats that are super racist so they keep around their tokens so they can say "I have a black friend!". Others are entirely disengaged and don't give the slightest shit about it one way or another. They're not a monolith and they have to pander to each of these groups differently. For the first they pander to literal members of organized Nazi groups and peddle shit like the great replacement theory. For the second they appoint folks like this and point out folks like Gregory Cheadle and say "That's my African American!". For the third they yell about how prices have gone up and promise they'll bring them down with voodoo economics. It doesn't matter that the economics are lies. It doesn't matter that they're using women and people of color as props. All that matters is they tell enough conflicting things that everyone gets to latch on to their own lie and say that everything else was just bluster. permalink fedilink source parent [–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) It’s gonna be dr oz. You called it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not the same position. But close. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Oh you are right - I didn't chase the context up high enough to confirm my recollection. Still - no better, arguably worse. 😬 permalink fedilink source parent [–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago If he could spell it, it'd probably be Dr Frankenstein permalink fedilink source parent [–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You were close! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Close, as in really super close...? One might even say, accurate? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Well, no, because he wasn't picked for surgeon general. permalink fedilink source parent [–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Nah Dr. Drew is far more friendly with his ilk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) But Dr Drew is a reasonably competent doctor. More importantly, would he be an obedient servant of the king, and follow his bidding (and delusions) without question? Because that's the only thing that really matters here. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Ah, Dr. Oz just got tapped for CMS. You’re right lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago FUUCK. You are almost certainly correct. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hate that this is a valid prediction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago The only doctor he knows better is Dr. Pepper. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago The only doctor he knows better is Dr. Pepper. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 25 points 2 years ago (1 child) In that case I’m gonna blame Oprah Winfrey for that one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I already do permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I already do permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Who was that demon-sperm doctor? Close runner-up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Stella Immanuel, the doctor down the road from me. It's a good pick because she's insane, she's a woman, she's a person of color, and she's an immigrant. So she'll be a multiple token to "prove" how he's not against any of those people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) They don't give 2 shits if we think their racist, sexist, or homophobic. They revel in those names. So do their followers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Some are absolutely exactly who you have described. Some want to pretend that it's really the Democrats that are super racist so they keep around their tokens so they can say "I have a black friend!". Others are entirely disengaged and don't give the slightest shit about it one way or another. They're not a monolith and they have to pander to each of these groups differently. For the first they pander to literal members of organized Nazi groups and peddle shit like the great replacement theory. For the second they appoint folks like this and point out folks like Gregory Cheadle and say "That's my African American!". For the third they yell about how prices have gone up and promise they'll bring them down with voodoo economics. It doesn't matter that the economics are lies. It doesn't matter that they're using women and people of color as props. All that matters is they tell enough conflicting things that everyone gets to latch on to their own lie and say that everything else was just bluster. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Stella Immanuel, the doctor down the road from me. It's a good pick because she's insane, she's a woman, she's a person of color, and she's an immigrant. So she'll be a multiple token to "prove" how he's not against any of those people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) They don't give 2 shits if we think their racist, sexist, or homophobic. They revel in those names. So do their followers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Some are absolutely exactly who you have described. Some want to pretend that it's really the Democrats that are super racist so they keep around their tokens so they can say "I have a black friend!". Others are entirely disengaged and don't give the slightest shit about it one way or another. They're not a monolith and they have to pander to each of these groups differently. For the first they pander to literal members of organized Nazi groups and peddle shit like the great replacement theory. For the second they appoint folks like this and point out folks like Gregory Cheadle and say "That's my African American!". For the third they yell about how prices have gone up and promise they'll bring them down with voodoo economics. It doesn't matter that the economics are lies. It doesn't matter that they're using women and people of color as props. All that matters is they tell enough conflicting things that everyone gets to latch on to their own lie and say that everything else was just bluster. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) They don't give 2 shits if we think their racist, sexist, or homophobic. They revel in those names. So do their followers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Some are absolutely exactly who you have described. Some want to pretend that it's really the Democrats that are super racist so they keep around their tokens so they can say "I have a black friend!". Others are entirely disengaged and don't give the slightest shit about it one way or another. They're not a monolith and they have to pander to each of these groups differently. For the first they pander to literal members of organized Nazi groups and peddle shit like the great replacement theory. For the second they appoint folks like this and point out folks like Gregory Cheadle and say "That's my African American!". For the third they yell about how prices have gone up and promise they'll bring them down with voodoo economics. It doesn't matter that the economics are lies. It doesn't matter that they're using women and people of color as props. All that matters is they tell enough conflicting things that everyone gets to latch on to their own lie and say that everything else was just bluster. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Some are absolutely exactly who you have described. Some want to pretend that it's really the Democrats that are super racist so they keep around their tokens so they can say "I have a black friend!". Others are entirely disengaged and don't give the slightest shit about it one way or another. They're not a monolith and they have to pander to each of these groups differently. For the first they pander to literal members of organized Nazi groups and peddle shit like the great replacement theory. For the second they appoint folks like this and point out folks like Gregory Cheadle and say "That's my African American!". For the third they yell about how prices have gone up and promise they'll bring them down with voodoo economics. It doesn't matter that the economics are lies. It doesn't matter that they're using women and people of color as props. All that matters is they tell enough conflicting things that everyone gets to latch on to their own lie and say that everything else was just bluster. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) It’s gonna be dr oz. You called it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not the same position. But close. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Oh you are right - I didn't chase the context up high enough to confirm my recollection. Still - no better, arguably worse. 😬 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not the same position. But close. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Oh you are right - I didn't chase the context up high enough to confirm my recollection. Still - no better, arguably worse. 😬 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Oh you are right - I didn't chase the context up high enough to confirm my recollection. Still - no better, arguably worse. 😬 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago If he could spell it, it'd probably be Dr Frankenstein permalink fedilink source parent
[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You were close! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Close, as in really super close...? One might even say, accurate? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Well, no, because he wasn't picked for surgeon general. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Close, as in really super close...? One might even say, accurate? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Well, no, because he wasn't picked for surgeon general. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Well, no, because he wasn't picked for surgeon general. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Nah Dr. Drew is far more friendly with his ilk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) But Dr Drew is a reasonably competent doctor. More importantly, would he be an obedient servant of the king, and follow his bidding (and delusions) without question? Because that's the only thing that really matters here. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Ah, Dr. Oz just got tapped for CMS. You’re right lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) But Dr Drew is a reasonably competent doctor. More importantly, would he be an obedient servant of the king, and follow his bidding (and delusions) without question? Because that's the only thing that really matters here. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Ah, Dr. Oz just got tapped for CMS. You’re right lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Ah, Dr. Oz just got tapped for CMS. You’re right lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago FUUCK. You are almost certainly correct. permalink fedilink source parent