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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe he'll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

I mean, they are studded...

And PURPLE!

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024

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