▲ 225 ▼ I regret everything (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network 10 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 years ago (4 children) permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 27 points 2 years ago (2 children) Imagine the moment the stone shatters when you are finally deemed worthy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 years ago "Fool, i can only be defeated by having the blade stabbed through my heart! As you are unworthy, you cannot kill me!" a single crack loudly appears in the stone, the villain stares in shock, after a suspenseful pause the stone starts rapidly cracking further apart until it all falls off to reveal a gleaming flawless blade "No! How can this be?! Have your journeys made you worthy?" villain is stabbed to death yada yada yada.. after the protagonist gathers themself the blade suddenly sinks into the ground and they pull it out with a chunk at the end again. The power behind the blade starts talking to the protagonist "Yeah no sorry, you're still not worthy, but eh fuck it it's been 500 years and that shithead needed to die, sorry to dissapoint. Please leave the sword somewhere accessible when you're done with it yeah?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago “Noooooooooooooo!” permalink fedilink source parent [–] nat1@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago I want to steal this idea. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 27 points 2 years ago (2 children) Imagine the moment the stone shatters when you are finally deemed worthy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 years ago "Fool, i can only be defeated by having the blade stabbed through my heart! As you are unworthy, you cannot kill me!" a single crack loudly appears in the stone, the villain stares in shock, after a suspenseful pause the stone starts rapidly cracking further apart until it all falls off to reveal a gleaming flawless blade "No! How can this be?! Have your journeys made you worthy?" villain is stabbed to death yada yada yada.. after the protagonist gathers themself the blade suddenly sinks into the ground and they pull it out with a chunk at the end again. The power behind the blade starts talking to the protagonist "Yeah no sorry, you're still not worthy, but eh fuck it it's been 500 years and that shithead needed to die, sorry to dissapoint. Please leave the sword somewhere accessible when you're done with it yeah?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago “Noooooooooooooo!” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 years ago "Fool, i can only be defeated by having the blade stabbed through my heart! As you are unworthy, you cannot kill me!" a single crack loudly appears in the stone, the villain stares in shock, after a suspenseful pause the stone starts rapidly cracking further apart until it all falls off to reveal a gleaming flawless blade "No! How can this be?! Have your journeys made you worthy?" villain is stabbed to death yada yada yada.. after the protagonist gathers themself the blade suddenly sinks into the ground and they pull it out with a chunk at the end again. The power behind the blade starts talking to the protagonist "Yeah no sorry, you're still not worthy, but eh fuck it it's been 500 years and that shithead needed to die, sorry to dissapoint. Please leave the sword somewhere accessible when you're done with it yeah?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago “Noooooooooooooo!” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nat1@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago I want to steal this idea. permalink fedilink source parent
