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Sucking my best friendβs dick. Iβm sorry, but if my friend is having a bad day, giving him a bro-job is not gay.
Did you even say no homo first?
You kind of hum it as youβre sucking, bro says it actually makes the sensation feel better.
Not judging, but that is definitely gay.
Just pretend he's a woman.
Only if he gets a boner
Kinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?
I think they meant the giver.
Only if they kiss afterwards.
What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?
It's not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.
Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you're good.
Sounds like a happy experience all round.
I'm generally skeptical of comments on the internet, so almost every time I have read comments like this one that you're reading right now, I've been like "yeah right". Kinda like how "lol" means "laughing out loud" but when you read it online you don't really expect whoever wrote "lol" to have laughed out loud? Anyway, I was drinking coffee, I read your comment, I snorted in laughter, and now my white shirt is full of coffee.
I guess I'm also kinda mad at myself for laughing so hard at such a silly joke. Regardless, have an updoot π
I need more friends like you.