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[–] 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (14 children)

I went roller blading on the boardwalk along the beach during the pandemic and got called gay

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Well are you? I don’t see any proof you’re trying to deny it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Roller blading is less gay than roller skates.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I think the outfit determines how homosexual either appears, or if you are actively penetrating a man or being penetrated by a man.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    In some cough cough cultures, penetrating a man is a demonstration of masculinity and dominance and somehow doesn't make you gay.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I haven't thought about this in like 20 years but when I was in middle school late 90s some kid had an album where one of the songs was titled "You Rollerblading (f-slur)" and I remember thinking it was the worst music I had heard in my life. 90% sure it was grindcore music, I didn't know what grindcore was at the time but my memory of the sound kind of fits that mold and the album had like fifty tracks and every single one of them was like 10-15 seconds long.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I suspected this was an Anal Cunt track by the title and looking it up proved my suspicions correct.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Looking at this now, you are correct, and while I wasn't proud of myself for having thought the song titles were funny, I feel a bit more embarrassed now than I did two minutes ago before looking it up. Edgy teenagers were clearly this band's target audience.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    There was a show, Human Giant I think it was called, which was like skit comedy. Aziz Ansari (spelling?) was in it. In the skit, he was talking about rollerblading and I lost it when, with a straight face, he said, "the hardest thing about rollerblading is telling your parents' you're gay."

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