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[–] 77 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Calling it an attack feels like it lessens the meaning of the word for actual attacks. The man got wet.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No, the charge is assault by beating, which sounds like mr farright got kicked or punched, but nope he got soaked by milkshake. I guess that bring the boys to the yard and he won the seat.

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