"Bro, bro, Jesus, tell these women to wear head coverings so we can stop harassing them"

"Oh, is it your eyes causing you to sin? Then take them out, bro."

"BRO. I can't help my wandering hand."

"Oh, your hands too? Better cut them off. Now fuck off you punk and leave these girls alone, I have a bunch of people to feed with a dozen loaves of bread and a couple fish."