Tar_alcaran comments on Anon finally touches grass

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Under 30? So basically if you can't see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 point 2 years ago

Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

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