Mercuri comments on Anon shares his dating preferences

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[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I like how you put this. Anon was asked requirements and all he gave were deal-breakers. It comes off as desperate, crass, or both.

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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Its also fake. I could rewrite the ending.

"Friends GF laughs uncontrollably at my list of dealbreakers, as she's drunk and at a bar, not sober at a coffee shop"

"Friends gf proceeds to go around the bar posing my list to every woman, and eventually also all the men, hysterically laughing the whole time while I try to hide by the jukebox."

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[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

That friend? Albert Einstein.

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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

That Einstein was a handful!

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