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[–] 129 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"I just want a manic pixie dream girl whos never known the touch of a man but is an absolute nymphomaniac and doesn't have sharp knees is that so much to ask???"

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I just started talking with a girl who said she loved eggs as a midnight snack. So I said I'm looking for a Gaston-like girl, large as a barge, eats 5 dozen eggs, and hair on every inch of her. She responded in good humor, a fun little conversation.

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