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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child)

Well, now both seem right. Can we get a physicist consultation? If you pull a rope bridge from both sides, it raises it. But if low enough, that puts you in the water...?

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

There is a length at which the weight of the rope itself exceeds the force exerted to tighten the rope and not break it. So basically you can have a tight shirter rope, longer saggy rope, or you have 2 ropes.

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