Dad Jokes

dadjokes@lemmy.world

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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[–] eldain@feddit.nl [S] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago*

Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

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[+] ZDL@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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