I feel like even calling this a ring is an insult to actual jewelry

When you want a 'no'

Holy crap, I looked at Art Masters Jewelry and eew. They are all clunky overdone nigh unwearable, some of the black ones might be good for a dramatic goth look - they look like costume jewelry but are priced like real jewelry though . So ugly.

I like the black and purple ones, but mostly yeah

Gulping seamonkeys by the gallon, my tummy feel crazy