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[–] 29 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

I'm into cars. They all have personalities and behaviours. I often see cars and think, "When it rolled out of the factory on its first day, did it ever imagine that one day it would be like this?"


"What am I going to be when I grow up?"

"You're going to ferry an old business man off his estate twice a month, then be sold to an Uber Black driver that won't look after you so you'll blow blue smoke and eventually be sold to a scrap yard for parts."

"Oh... 😔"


"And what about me? What will I be?"

"You're going to have three 122mm rocket launchers strapped to you and you'll help liberate a nation."

"...😲"

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Or that 1 truck:

    "You'll be bought by a texan plumber to use as a business vehicle, only to be later sold and somehow end up in the middle east helping isis with Mark's Plumbing still written on the side and a heavy machine gun mounted to the rear"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Or that apecar from a couple of days ago:

    "You'll be bought from a farmer trying to make a living, then you'll be sold and somhow end up carrying rocket tubes on your poor 50cc engine"

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