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[-] [email protected] 108 points 11 months ago

This has scam written all over it. Might as well throw in a monorail.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

I hear those things are awfully loud.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

It glides as softly as a cloud.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Is there a chance the track could bend?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Not on your life, my Feddit friend.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

What about us braindead slobs?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Were you sent here by the devil?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

No good Sir, I'm on the level.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Absolutely. Another deranged idea from another idiot asshole from the techbro community.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Literally the opposite of what Mr Burns did.

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