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[–] CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml 153 points 3 years ago (11 children) "Blockchain Developer" permalink fedilink source hideshow 11 child comments replies: [–] drekly@lemmy.world 67 points 3 years ago (3 children) "Rockstar" "Ninja" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] fubo@lemmy.world 33 points 3 years ago (2 children) "Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scrappy@feddit.nl 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) Where do I apply? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* "Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah" permalink fedilink source parent [–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 48 points 3 years ago (3 children) “You write fast, efficient and safe code” I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 7 points 3 years ago (2 children) Pick any 2 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 years ago With blockchain? Pick one. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I only need 1: 'Undocumented "feature" generator' permalink fedilink source parent [–] lol@lemm.ee 8 points 3 years ago (1 child) im a for loop developer permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 years ago We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ultimate_question@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago Ya I wouldn't apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that's a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drekly@lemmy.world 67 points 3 years ago (3 children) "Rockstar" "Ninja" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] fubo@lemmy.world 33 points 3 years ago (2 children) "Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scrappy@feddit.nl 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) Where do I apply? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* "Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fubo@lemmy.world 33 points 3 years ago (2 children) "Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scrappy@feddit.nl 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) Where do I apply? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* "Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Scrappy@feddit.nl 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) Where do I apply? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* "Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* "Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 48 points 3 years ago (3 children) “You write fast, efficient and safe code” I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 7 points 3 years ago (2 children) Pick any 2 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 years ago With blockchain? Pick one. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I only need 1: 'Undocumented "feature" generator' permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 7 points 3 years ago (2 children) Pick any 2 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 years ago With blockchain? Pick one. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I only need 1: 'Undocumented "feature" generator' permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 years ago With blockchain? Pick one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I only need 1: 'Undocumented "feature" generator' permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lol@lemm.ee 8 points 3 years ago (1 child) im a for loop developer permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 years ago We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 years ago We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ultimate_question@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago Ya I wouldn't apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that's a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol permalink fedilink source parent
