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Anon sets the mood (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 224 points 10 months ago
  1. Meet woman, don't be weird.

  2. Gradually build a loving, trusting relationship.

  3. She has to get surgery and she'll be bed-bound while she recovers.

  4. "Will you take care of me, Anon?"

  5. Lord of the Rings marathon. The director's cuts. She can't run.

[-] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago

The long setup. "Babe, you agreed to stay in sickness and in health. This is my sickness."

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Narrator: But she didn't stay.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

She died during the Battle of Helm's Deep

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

But inside she was already dead

[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Just do old school style and read her the Silmarillion.

Make sure to get the annotated version.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Return of the King was the first and only movie I've seen that had an intermission. Keep in mind this was only the theatrical version!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Then go see 2001 A Space Odyssey. Wait until the IMAX release comes around.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That movie is like taking 500 quaaluds

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

But what an intermission!

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