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If You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different? (hexbear.net)

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Polymorph into a bird and fly the fuck away. Jesus knew magic, man USE IT.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net [S] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

At which point? I'm guessing the crucifixion but it'd be a sick way to end the sermon on the mount or wrecking the temple.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

When the fuzz started breathing down on his neck, peace out on those roman fools.

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