this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As an American, I wanted to read this but I got distracted and then bored because it's just text.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

As an American I never learned English. Why would I, when everyone in my country speaks American?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I call BS, the part you’re lampooning is near the end! You’re a big fat phony!