I mean - this is just a giant test of disaster recovery plans.
Anyone who starts DR operations due to this did 0 research into the issue. For those running into the news here...
CrowdStrike Blue Screen solution
CrowdStrike blue screen of death error occurred after an update. The CrowdStrike team recommends that you follow these methods to fix the error and restore your Windows computer to normal usage.
Rename the CrowdStrike folder
Delete the “C-00000291*.sys” file in the CrowdStrike directory
Disable CSAgent service using the Registry Editor
No need to roll full backups... As they'll likely try to update again anyway and bsod again. Caching servers are a bitch...