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[–] 175 points 2 years ago (16 children)

A speech therapist would be cheaper to hire

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  • [–] 88 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    But an escort is (hopefully) much more attractive

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  • [–] 83 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He could be seeing a speech therapist in too, but one is giving him technique and exercise in how to improve and the other is helping him get practice.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I used to work in the Apple Store. It was quite common for people to come in, hand me a card that said something like “I’m practicing my speech, please be patient”. Was pretty wholesome

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yeah maybe. But would the speech therapist be open to having a session at a restaurant? Also the escort is probably easy on the eyes as well :P

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Not just that, but sometimes you just want to feel fucking normal. Going out and talking to someone is something that was beyond his grasp. Paying an escort for a conversation at a restaurant gives a veneer of normalcy that you can't get from a speech therapist.

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