300 million lbs of fireworks and 2.7 billion dollars gone in a cloud of smoke.

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[–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hate fourth of july because of this. Fuck your declaration of independence, i piss on it. My dog hid under the bed. I fed her some chicken hearts to calm her down, and received many belly rubs.

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