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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

"They aren't attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour."

"What colours are they?"

"...fuck."

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer...."

"His name is Meatball"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"Horsey McHorseFace."

"You no longer have the right to choose."

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is how I accidentally named one guy "ThisGuy" and the other, "Thatguy."

On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Jim Bob the bridge builder

Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

...i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell...

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