CalamityEmu comments on This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network [S] 40 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago

"They aren't attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour."

"What colours are they?"

"...fuck."

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[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 23 points 2 years ago

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer...."

"His name is Meatball"

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

"Horsey McHorseFace."

"You no longer have the right to choose."

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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This is how I accidentally named one guy "ThisGuy" and the other, "Thatguy."

On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago

Jim Bob the bridge builder

Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

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[+] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

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