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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There's a variation where you keep your legs straight to help you get more bootylicious, but generally no.

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[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

Cool thanks

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[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Before your edit I 100% thought you were saying deadlifts are for losers lol

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[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Haha for real. I don't do them, but I don't disparage anyone for how they like to work out. I do wish people would focus on form before weight though, I've seen some concerning deadlift reps 🤣

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