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Libertarians be like
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Headline: Libertarians be like Picture of disugested women next to "Tyranny.gov" Picture of intressted women next to "Tyranny.com"
This argument also falls apart when the thing you want to buy is essential and/or all of the companies selling it are horrible (or the very concept of selling it at a profit is horrible), e.g. health insurance, water, housing, staple foods, and so forth.
I'm not sure I'd characterize any of those as a ".com" though
But that's exactly what libertarians want to do. They want the government to manage nothing and just let corps do everything with no oversight.