Confused_Emus comments on luv me rover, 'ate me small richard

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I need to print up a bunch of cards saying, “If you fuck like you park you’ll never get it in,” for all the absurd parking jobs I see.

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What about the female vehicle owners?

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Statement still works

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[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I guess to continue the metaphor, “getting it in” requires the coordination of both partners, so the ladies have to line up right, too.

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[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Peggings a thing...

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