Learn the ropes before they hire you at 14 for some closing shifts. That way they don't waste money on training you 
Their mascot is already a judas cow selling out other members of the animal proletariat to save itself from a single restaurant in the Burger Reich. Liberalism Cow is quality social commentary. Bigot Chicken would have to be 99% Hitler trying to chase the approval of the 100% Hitlerites that eat there so that they don't eat it. He's one of them, not like those other chickens.