The weight of the trees was so great that the ones on the bottom got squished and became coal. That’s where coal is from. Bonus fact: the whole time this was happening, sharks were hunting in the oceans. Sharks are older than trees and fungus!

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[–] 65 points 2 years ago (18 children)

At some point this will happen with plastics too. Soo much plastic is ending up in nature, with soo much energy ready for the taking. When one fungus or bacteria mutates just right to munch on that feast of plastic, that vast energy source will ensure that organism multiplies rapidly.

And that is when plastic stops beeing useful for many of the tasks we humans use it for. If your plastic container decomposes as rapidly as a cardboard box, it will quickly become much less usefull.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago

    There are already organisms which can digest certain plastics. The problem (AFAIK) is they can digest other stuff more easily. So maybe in landfills ill work, not so much in nature were there's other organic matter for the taking.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If your plastic container decomposes as rapidly as a cardboard box, it will quickly become much less usefull.

    How so? Plastic would retain its current properties, just something may break it down over time. Wood is still useful after all.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    It would depend on how well we can control it.

    Ideally the material would be completely nonreactive for as long as you're using it and then instantly degrade into component elements.

    The faster things degrade, the higher the chance that they'll degrade when you don't want it to.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Well the carboniferous period lasted 60 million years. If life takes even a fraction of that to figure out plastics, humans will be long, long dead by the time they do. But I'm sure it'll be something interesting for future non-human civilizations to ponder over.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Speak for yourself there, buddy. I plan on being around for at least another 82 million years. I'm uploading my brain into a terrible android as we speak.

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    It was the only one available. I'll upgrade in a few years, probably.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Can you just buy a new one in a few years and have two?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I guess it depends on how much money I can make as Texas, the Drunk Android.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Probably a lot. But also more than double if you duplicate your consciousness into a second android.

    Shit, you sold me. Where can I get a cheap android to upload my consciousness into, so I can make them slave 80 hours per week for me $$

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Fortunately we've always had a solution: just fucking use glass

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    There are entire beaches where sand is being stolen from. And the fans in the great deserts are the wrong kinds for glass apparently

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