The weight of the trees was so great that the ones on the bottom got squished and became coal. That’s where coal is from. Bonus fact: the whole time this was happening, sharks were hunting in the oceans. Sharks are older than trees and fungus!

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[–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Speak for yourself there, buddy. I plan on being around for at least another 82 million years. I'm uploading my brain into a terrible android as we speak.

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    It was the only one available. I'll upgrade in a few years, probably.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can you just buy a new one in a few years and have two?

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    I guess it depends on how much money I can make as Texas, the Drunk Android.

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    Probably a lot. But also more than double if you duplicate your consciousness into a second android.

    Shit, you sold me. Where can I get a cheap android to upload my consciousness into, so I can make them slave 80 hours per week for me $$

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