"If only there was a way to keep track of that, maybe someone in accounting could think of something. Anyone got some ideas? No? If only those computer things were more useful, could we track with those? Anyone? Damn, I guess accounting will have to keep manually tracking everything. Why do we have a website again? Oh yeah, it's like the sears catalog on the intertubes."
-a company board room where everyone is 60+ and every time they want to receive an email they create a new Gmail account