Anticorp comments on Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws

Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws — The Shovel (theshovel.com.au)

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Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (8 children)

All I know is that I wish I could afford as good of a hair transplant as he or Gordon Ramsay have. I guess I could afford one once, but if it keeps falling out then it's just going to look even worse after the transplant. I think you need the money to get follow-up transplants for the rest of your life, and I'd rather spend that money on life experiences, hobbies, or retirement.

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[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I mean there's always potentially rogaine and a bunch of other products that are supposed to help prevent hair loss, but I don't really know whether or not they work very well, or would work for a hair transplant.

I dunno, I do think wigs are kind of underrated. I've seen cosplayers with all kinds of crazy styled anime wigs. Most middle aged white guys in a mid life kind of aesthetic grapple might either shave their head bald and try to grow out a really long beard, and wear like, reflective oakleys or pit vipers or whatever, and then the richer ones can just afford to get a hair transplant in turkey or mexico or whatever. Me personally, I think that the sick goku wig is a better approach.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (2 children)

I mean there's always potentially rogaine and a bunch of other products that are supposed to help prevent hair loss,

Unfortunately none of those have worked for me. I haven't tried finesteride, but the risks outweigh the rewards for me, so I won't be trying it.

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[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Just go the Bill Bailey route, brother. Got to have a likeable rocking personality too, though.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ha! Thankfully my hair isn't even close to that far gone... yet. Hopefully it never gets to that point. I was thinking about growing it out and letting it go crazy like Jack Nicholson, but my wife was very clear that I'm not Jack Nicholson and she does not want me to do that.

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