TIL if you're not part of EU then you're not in Europe.

I didn't realise that.

You heard him, lads. We can stick a big sail in the middle of the Peak District, and fuck off to sunnier climes!

The people on the Calais ferry are going to be surprised as fuck to set out to sea one day and see that we've finally gone.

You should update Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe still includes all the British Isles.

(What Brexshit brought us was an exit from the EU. Not Europe.)

let me innn!

I picked the M60 instead of the M25 because I figured some nerd would point out that the M25 isn't a closed loop.

Didn't occur to me at the time that that nerd would be me.

Yes. You're conflating Europe with the EU. You don't have to be on the Continent: Iceland is in Europe according to Wikipedia.