TIL if you're not part of EU then you're not in Europe.

I didn't realise that.

You heard him, lads. We can stick a big sail in the middle of the Peak District, and fuck off to sunnier climes!

The people on the Calais ferry are going to be surprised as fuck to set out to sea one day and see that we've finally gone.

You should update Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe still includes all the British Isles.

(What Brexshit brought us was an exit from the EU. Not Europe.)

let me innn!