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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Two govt spooks are hunting a dangerous fugitive who is also a humanities graduate. He escapes into a sprawling maze of tunnels. "It's hopeless," one of the spooks says. But the other simply says, "Watch." then proclaims loudly, "studying linear algebra is important because of its use in stochastic processes and image manipulation." Before he finishes the sentence, the fugitive emerges back out the tunnel and shouts, "but what's even more important --" and is immediately knocked unconscious and taken for questioning